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[Portal Downfall]

Oh dear...

Oh yes, we certainly needed yet another 'movie' telling us about all the faults in the Portal. Listen, genius, we've heard it all before, and anyone who says "It's about time someone complained" obviously hasn't been here too long. It's been done and finished. This movie was done in exactly the same style as two others I've seen. There are so many "What's wrong with the Portal" movies, they should have their own genre. I do agree with some of the things the author says (I remember when reviewing first started, I rushed over to History of Fuck and said some nasty things about it), but these movies are so repetitive and redundant. I'm sick of seeing these.

[to kill an assassin 3]

Neil weakens a bit, but still delivers

Though I found the first two to be better than this, that still says nothing. The first two were phenomenal, and this one just stops short of hitting that spot again. However, Neil's style still is by far the most artistic I have seen here in the Portal, and I always look forward to the next episode in this series.
While the violence and humour are lacking, these movies never have intense action, but they make you think, and that is a difficult thing to do.

[M0ThAfUKKiN MurDuRer]

What a bullshit movie

This wasn't funny. This wasn't exciting. This wasn't even decent. What was the author trying to prove? It's a piece of shit! I'm sure people who merely liked the music voted a 5, which would explain why this has an average user vote higher than 1.

[Tupac: prequel]

Everyone loves this one...

I always did like Brian Beaton's style in animating, but I only recently discovered just how much you can do with the paint brush tool. It's far easier to use and more effective than that fucking pencil. Anyway, this one is hilarious, just like its sequel. I love the speech in this one too.

[Napster's Revenge]

Hmm...

You know, we really don't need any more of these support Napster movies. Hey, I love Napster, but this is getting repetitive and boring. Still, this one was decently done in some places.

[Abstract Flash 2!]

Huh....

I'm a bit bored of these movies that have nothing but shapes flying around. You can tell me how much effort was put into it, how many hours it took to make it, and you can name it 'Abstract' or 'Drug-High Simulation' or 'Tripping,' but in the end, it's just another excuse for not having a good idea for a Flash movie. I'm sure you'll all tell me that this is great art, but I've seen enough 'great art' at the local art museum. They've got three huge vertical lines. WHOA! Stunning! Anyway, the point is, it's time to come up with something new.

[Terminator 2 Cinemargh]

HIlarious.

This should have been included in the finished film. Looks like Razzo's come back to Flash. His new site, apelife.com is amazing.

[GRFX TEST]

Hey now...

This looks cool, but I'm tired of people uploading every single piece of crap they make. They obviously know that it's just a 4 second test of graphics, so why do they upload it?! Keep your tests on your own hard drive, where they belong. We don't need to see another testing of effects.

[ColdRevenge3]

Another great movie by Gettingby

Luke Gettingby's skills have much improved since the first movie in this series. The drawings have cleaned up and look much smoother than they used to. The action in this one is awesome, as in Cold Revenge 2, and that's what makes all of Luke's movies enjoyable.

[Trampoline]

Ha!

Yes, that's right, bouncing on a trampoline will result in decapitation and blood spraying everywhere.