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Kind of dumb.

I'm bored of movies based on sound files. What made me laugh about this one, though, was the way the pre-loader said "Busted a nut laughing" like it was a quote from a viewer, and the movie only had 4 votes and was submitted earlier this morning. Obviously it was trying to copy Pirata Cobra's style.

Terrible.

Even Marty could have done better than you. What is this? Three frames? I'm right, aren't I? Two for the loader, one to say "I got nothing against Eminem..." Jesus, if you've got something to say, go to the BBS rather than saying it with crap ass Flash.

Believe me, it's been done.

Here's some advice for you: All these all text movies have already been done before, nobody cares. Good music used in this, but otherwise it's just another shitty ass "Spread the Word" movie.

Ay....

While the animation in this is decent, unlike many of the other moviess set to music/sound, I just can't give a high rating to something that has just taken the song right off a CD. It really isn't that funny to begin with. Still, the animation is pretty good.

Not bad at all.

When I clicked on this, I expected another half-assed Wazzup movie. This is about as anti-wazzup I have seen in the Portal! Good animation. And about that music in the background? A lot of the older visitors may remember it was used in an entry in the original Portal, "Ghaleon's Theme."

Underrated!

I can't remember when this movie slipped down, but it's very well done. Ortiz, creator of RoboCorp Flash, has managed to create the illusion of a moving camera angle, and the way the bandit loses the cop is genius. Very well done.

Hilarious.

Definitely one of the funniest Portal entries I have seen. It deserves a higher rank.

Hilarious.

When you go through the Portal, few movies will actually make you chuckle, let alone laugh out loud. This one will make you guffaw, rolling on the floor. I think I'll try some pickles in mayonnaise.

This is right up there with Scrotum

I cannot believe this movie's rating is so low. People just give good ratings to zero-effort movies such as "Delta Ebonics " and "History of Fuck!" I guess people didn't like Blanco because they didn't "bust a nut laughing." Blanco y Negro, though short, is one of the best movies in the Portal (but then again, with all these stick figure movies, that's not saying much). So you can go and vote "History of Fuck!" a 5, but this one will always remain a classic.

Neil Freebairn is a true artist

The last time I saw something this well done had to be Blanco y Negro. To kill an assassin has what many Portal entries lack: an actual plot, (though very vague), and a very artistic feel. Truly, Freebairn is one of the Portal's better artists.

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