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A Dream Lost A Dream Lost

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


I really don't see why everyone thinks this is so touching. A bug fell. So everyone thinks that, in order to look like they are intelligent, they must analyze this deeply and say, "It delivers a powerful message." Well, what I saw was a short, pretty crappy movie that pretends to have a deep and meaningful message, but in the end, is just really boring. "From My Room" delivers a strong and powerful message, while this fails to touch me in the least. You'll get no accolades from me, but that won't matter with the number of people who pretend to be intelligent.

"From my Room" "From my Room"

Rated 4 / 5 stars


A few weeks ago, my friend told me that this movie was stupid. I hadn't seen it yet, at that time, so I didn't really say anything. So today, when I saw it, I was really surprised. The animation is really well done. The movie conveys a nice message, without getting sappy or stupid. Very nice.

9/11/01 9/11/01

Rated 1 / 5 stars

I knew this would happen...

Whether or not it was the intention of the author to, on a day like this, take advantage of the situation and make a movie that is really just crappy, I don't know. It probably wasn't just meant to get good ratings here. But that's what's happened. People think that to show respect for the people who died, they must vote high on pieces of crap like this. Here's the way: if you are religious, say a prayer; if you're not, just shut up. But you don't flood the Portal with shit and pass it off as art.

Counter-Strike Newbs 2 Counter-Strike Newbs 2

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Oh boy...

Hilariously, this guy believes that if you've been playing for weeks and still suck like a newbie, you're still somehow above them. Even more hilariously, every time somebody tells this guy that his Flash sucks, he tells them that he's too lazy to make decent Flash. Yeah, I guess you've been too lazy 5 times in a row, huh? Guess what? If you play for two years and never improve, that makes you worse than any n00b could ever be. The same goes for your Flash skills, which evidently have not improved much, which would be why all your movies have less than 2 as a rating. May you be deagled at point blank in the back of the head.

Curious George Disc. Sex Curious George Disc. Sex

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


The other reviews of this were pretty tough, and I'm willing to bet it was because the other reviewers came in here looking for SEX. They must be pretty pathetic. Anyways, I thought this was funny as hell, but a little on the short side, and the intro was too long. Still, hilarious.

No Luck Mikey! No Luck Mikey!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


The graphics are not great, but they do look like what they're supposed to look like, and the typing sequences look very smooth. The sound is great, taken directly from MSN messenger to accurately recreate the chatroom. There is not much violence, but I honestly didn't the suicide coming (it's too early in the morning, I haven't had any caffeine). It is feckin' HILARIOUS!


Rated 4 / 5 stars


This was very, very cool! While G.I. Joe action figures are flexible in every way from the legs to the elbows, making a movie like this is still not an easy job. This is better than watching any WWF match, and I am looking forward to watching your next one.

Freaky Action Pimpz 2001 Freaky Action Pimpz 2001

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


I honestly don't see why this has a 3.46 rating (April 1st 2001). It's terrible. The art is okay, but the actual movie is B-O-R-I-N-G. It doesn't make any sense. I don't like it.

oriental kitchen oriental kitchen

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Should be funny for the average person to watch, and even funnier for the average Chinese person who has a sense of humour. I am Chinese, but I didn't find this offensive, because it's just poking fun; it isn't racist. It's not like this movie said, "All Chinese people should be lined up and shot." Any fool who reviews this and says "I'm Chinese, and I find this offensive," has no sense of humour. At the same time, any fool who reviews this and says "Yeah, Chinese people are dumb fucks," are total morons. Overall, a funny movie. Chinese people should lighten up, and racists should fuck off.

Got-Rice? Got-Rice?

Rated 1 / 5 stars


I've heard this song many times before, and every time I hear it, I kind of shiver, cause it almost makes me feel embarassed to be Asian. I almost feel like puking. It just gives everyone else a bad image of us. Anyway, I gave graphics a 1, cause it was mostly just copy and paste, with little or no editing. I gave style a 1, because I just don't like movies that are completely based on songs that are not written by the author of the movie (unless the movie is extremely well done). Sound gets a 2, because I don't like the song. Violence and Interactivity, 0, that's obvious enough. And Humour, a 2, because whenever a Chinese guy raps, he does it so poorly, it's funny. Hey, I'm not racist. I am Chinese, but let's face it, we just don't have the rhythm! :)