baratdoherty's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Dream Lost]

What?

I really don't see why everyone thinks this is so touching. A bug fell. So everyone thinks that, in order to look like they are intelligent, they must analyze this deeply and say, "It delivers a powerful message." Well, what I saw was a short, pretty crappy movie that pretends to have a deep and meaningful message, but in the end, is just really boring. "From My Room" delivers a strong and powerful message, while this fails to touch me in the least. You'll get no accolades from me, but that won't matter with the number of people who pretend to be intelligent.

["From my Room"]

Odd...

A few weeks ago, my friend told me that this movie was stupid. I hadn't seen it yet, at that time, so I didn't really say anything. So today, when I saw it, I was really surprised. The animation is really well done. The movie conveys a nice message, without getting sappy or stupid. Very nice.

[Curious George Disc. Sex]

Hmmm...

The other reviews of this were pretty tough, and I'm willing to bet it was because the other reviewers came in here looking for SEX. They must be pretty pathetic. Anyways, I thought this was funny as hell, but a little on the short side, and the intro was too long. Still, hilarious.

[GI JOE; WRESTLING]

Awesome!

This was very, very cool! While G.I. Joe action figures are flexible in every way from the legs to the elbows, making a movie like this is still not an easy job. This is better than watching any WWF match, and I am looking forward to watching your next one.

[Freaky Action Pimpz 2001]

Terrible.

I honestly don't see why this has a 3.46 rating (April 1st 2001). It's terrible. The art is okay, but the actual movie is B-O-R-I-N-G. It doesn't make any sense. I don't like it.

[Got-Rice?]

Yuk....

I've heard this song many times before, and every time I hear it, I kind of shiver, cause it almost makes me feel embarassed to be Asian. I almost feel like puking. It just gives everyone else a bad image of us. Anyway, I gave graphics a 1, cause it was mostly just copy and paste, with little or no editing. I gave style a 1, because I just don't like movies that are completely based on songs that are not written by the author of the movie (unless the movie is extremely well done). Sound gets a 2, because I don't like the song. Violence and Interactivity, 0, that's obvious enough. And Humour, a 2, because whenever a Chinese guy raps, he does it so poorly, it's funny. Hey, I'm not racist. I am Chinese, but let's face it, we just don't have the rhythm! :)